One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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