He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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