covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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