the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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