Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
