One girl and one boy is just not enough.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
