Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
