Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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