u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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