I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Panties = found
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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