Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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