break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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