fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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