I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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