I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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