we're blogging at a bar
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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