New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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