I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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