I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
