we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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