We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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