i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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