So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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