I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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