just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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