I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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