This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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