Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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