You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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