Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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