He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
if only i could text you this smell
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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