There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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