My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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