I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
