Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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