found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Boobs speak an international language.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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