you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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