dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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