5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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