You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We don't watch enough power rangers
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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