Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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