Do you still have your period?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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