I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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