absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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