their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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