I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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