I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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