Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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