I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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