Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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