Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It's shark week go big or go home
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