Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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