I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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