wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm too high and old for this...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Randomize
