i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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