Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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