You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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