When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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